L'esprit de l'escalier (lay-SPREE de lay-skal-i-YE) - noun; The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all of the things you should have said.


Chandler. 19. Michigan.

I like Diet Coke, secrets, to-do-lists, singing at the top of my lungs, sunbathing, the Stephanie Plum novels, trying on dresses, the color pink, BetchesLoveThis, and obsessions.

I can't go into a grocery store without buying a magazine.

The volume on the TV or radio has to end in 5 or 0.

Horoscopes are real and they do come true and no one can tell me otherwise.

I want to marry a Bill Rancic.

I love conspiracy theories.

I was born on a Friday the 13th under a full moon (take that Taylor Swift!) and consequently my lucky number is 13.

I have a penchant for remembering names and faces.

I like using words like 'penchant.'